Some people don't get my humor and, in fact, so don't get my humor that they post four or five paragraph comments explaining to me why the things I say make no sense and I am therefore going to be in dire straits when "the flu pandemic, union strikes, inflationary gas prices, or natural disaster" hit(s).
Watch out Slice of Pink! You're screwed because of that irreverent humor of yours!
This is all just a warning, because I have been following the unseen prequels trend on Twitter and I think some of the people are pretty clever. I thought I might list a few here.
But your humor and my humor? Might be a little different. Might be a lot different. You might not like the idea of unseen prequels. Most of you are probably wondering who would give a hoot about unseen prequels. Me, too. But hey! People have strong feelings about things and could take offense. Take dried fruit, for example. Dried fruit could save the world from a nuclear holocaust! Save the world! And, if you have some frozen yogurt, it makes a pretty good smoothie, too. How could I joke about such a thing?
Satire is so obnoxious!
Anyway. If you have strong feelings about pretend unseen prequels, you should probably go someplace else for the moment. Maybe to the grocery store to stock up on canned goods for the impending doom! Coming soon to real life near you!
(Oh great. Now I've gone and built up this post like it is going to be something hilarious. Which it is not. The upcoming crap is only moderately funny and really not irreverent at all.)
(But, I've spent the past 10 minutes composing the above diatribe. In law school and life, TIME IS MONEY! Especially one month from finals. So you get this or nothing (some of you vote for nothing (me, too))).
(This is exactly what a law school final is like, by the way. You type and type and type and then, halfway through, you realize that what you are saying makes no sense, that it is going nowhere, that everything you have said thus far is bungled fluff. But you keep on typing, keep on trying to pull it all together in a way that might earn you some points. No looking back! No backspacing!)
(You keep right on digging yourself into a hole, is what I mean.)
Without further ado (or parentheses): Unseen Prequels.
The idea: People are making up names for unseen movie prequels.
Some I think are funny:
15 Candles
Ocean's 10
The Undergraduate
Dallas Takes Debbie to Dinner
Thursday
Kane Applies for Citizenship
Schindler Buys A Pen And Some Paper
Snakes in the Baggage Check Line
The Pelican Rough Draft
12 Reasonable Men Waiting in a Queue at the Post Office
500 Days of Spring
Thursday the 12th
Meg Ryan Chooses AOL As Her Internet Provider
You can find more here. Or disapprove of my humor in the comments. But trust me, I already know.
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