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May 12, 2008



Oh My God. At least it was an upscale hotel. Hilarious. This is one of those things that I'm glad I didn't witness!


Oh my god! What kind of woman would think that was anything but horrifying behavior on the part of your boyfriend??


I can't believe the girlfriend wasn't horrified- she must have been drunk!

I love your bangs! I keep trying to get mine to look more like that and they just aren't having it ;)


You should make badges!


That is truly horrifying. Way to go, Will!


People are so bizarre! And I can't believe he wanted to high five Will...priceless.


a) Cute pic!
b) Yeah, she had to have been smashed, but regardless... wtf guy, when is taking out your penis in public EVER a good idea!?


Good on for Will!

And y'all look lovely! x


Will and Janet for Prom King and Queen 2008!


Um...this is absolutely ridiculous. I cannot even believe it. It is one thing to see dirty men pull down their pants and pee in the streets of disgusting Quito, Ecuador (proudly waving it at you as you walk by trying to avoid them), quite another to be at a nice hotel in California. You guys must have died. I cannot even imagine.


Go Penis Patrol!


You and Will are my heroes. :)


ewww, ewww, ewwww, just ew!

Will was awesome!




This is one of the funniest "pink" stories EVER!!! Thank you Penis Patrol, I feel safer just knowing you're there to protect prom-goers from roving pervs! ;-)


Ewwww! And, ick! I'm so glad y'all were there to save those 16 and 17 year-olds from having a disgusting prom experience!

Great photo, by the way-- congrats on looking so lovely right after a week of law exams : )

Right Brained Gal

I have some pretty good bar stories, but nothing tops this one! I wonder if it was their first date.


Gawd....I've been to my share of proms, chaparoned more than my share of proms, been to WAY more than my share of bars and not one time have I seen a penis make an appearance! I wonder how many drinks you have to have before your mind says, "Hmmm, I think Mr. Winky needs some fresh air."


Oh my gosh. I'm kind of at a loss for what to say.

Debra Sue

That is HILARIOUS. Seriously.

Poor Will - he will forever be known as the P3 (Prom Penis Policeman).


Oh. My. Word. I can't even imagine. Any of it. Why the gfriend thought it was funny. Why a man would want to bring little Jimmy out for air in public. And mostly, why he thought a high five was appropriate? Doesn't he know the fist bump is what's in now?


Oh, and long live the Prom Penis Police!!!


YOU HAVE THE WILDEST EXPERIENCES! Oh, my GOD. WTF? I have no idea what to say about that, except...good for Will for handling the situation so well! :)


Lol! How random is THAT! :D

Great picture!


that's possibly the strangest thing I've ever heard. Seriously, I can't believe all the oddness that happens to you.


Oh my gravy!!! At least you never had to be on penis patrol at a Lancaster prom. Why are drunk men so stupid!?! Thanks for keeping the world safe from scary peni (penises??)!!


That guy was skeevy but you guys were gorgeous!

Clueless Cat

1. that is the cutest photo ever! you are a gorgeous couple :)
2. that's hilarious about the penis man...can't believe he wanted to high five after having his hand down his pants!! lol people....

Shannon Tortfeasor

Whoah there pal - the name Penis Patrol is TAKEN - by me. That's my bar hopping moniker.


Oh, my lord, what a creep!


Great story... and as always, well told in a way only you seem to be able to tell. :)

Great stuff that Will confronted the bone head (no pun intended). I was hoping the story included a punch in the face, myself.

Great pic of yall.

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