I have a celebrity neighbor.
The guy in the apartment across from us was the 1st runner up in California's Best Bagger Championship and will be attending the National Grocer's Association Convention in Las Vegas, Nevada next year.
Our neighbor can bag groceries with precision faster than you can swipe your American Express. What does your neighbor do?
My neighbor likes to put our trash cans infront of our garage door, so that when I pull out I hit it :(
Apparently she doesnt like to see garbage cans out on the road. She insists that everybody takes them back in RIGHT after the garbage truck has emptied it.
:: sigh ::
I wish I lived next to Washington's Best Bagger Champion.
Posted by: Lani | October 03, 2007 at 11:12 AM
That is hilarious! Way to go Mr. Bagger Man. We salute you.
My neighbor just smokes and stares at me all creepily...
Posted by: Ashlie | October 03, 2007 at 01:19 PM
Neighbor 1
My neighbor talks really loud. I can hear her with my TV on and when her and my doors are shut.
sigh:(
Neighbor 2
The other lets the dog out about 4 f-----g o'clock in the morning, and the dog barks constantly in this deep slowish bark. I, being the good neighbor I am, yell out my back window at the neighbor's house, shut the fuck up dog. And then I go drink a cup coffee.
Posted by: touch of red | October 03, 2007 at 05:02 PM
My neighbor works for the Intelligence Committee in Congress and I'm pretty sure she has a Top Secret clearance. I think those are the only details I'll ever know, or else they'll have to kill me!
Posted by: janet | October 03, 2007 at 06:17 PM
I am pretty sure my neighbor goes to some college around here, some college called Bezerkeley or something.
Posted by: Benji Coleman-Levy | October 03, 2007 at 06:44 PM
Delurking today.
My neighbor owns all the local NutriSystems...and she is skinny.
My other neighbor is a hoity toity for Central Power and Light.
My neighbor across the street parked his car with expired everythings across from my driveway so I have to be ubercareful not to hit it when I back out...so guess who got a green "move it or we tow it" sticker today?
Posted by: Della | October 03, 2007 at 07:25 PM
heh. He'll come in handy when you move again!
A nieghbor of mine toured as a tour photographer for Louis Armstrong. Yeah he's old, but he's got great pics and stories.
Posted by: chronicler | October 03, 2007 at 07:49 PM
My neighbor bangs on my door at least once a week, complaining about how she is a senior citizen and her ceiling leaks.
Posted by: Stephanie | October 04, 2007 at 06:06 AM
My neighbor on one side of me works in their yard on Saturday morning at 7am and blasts James Taylor all day long. (I loathe James Taylor). The neigbor on the other side of me rarely remembers to cut their lawn, trim their hedges or clean up their kids toys. Their youngest child screams half the night and his bedroom window must face mine. It is really very pleasant.
Posted by: PerfectlyPlumpPreppy | October 04, 2007 at 07:29 AM
This idea of the bagger convention reminds me of "Employee of the Month"... :)
Posted by: Jessica | October 04, 2007 at 01:10 PM
Janet, I'm giving away a Wine Guide on the food blog. If you're interested come by and sign up!
Posted by: chronicler | October 04, 2007 at 04:47 PM
My neighbor drops shit on the floor above my head and hammers things at night. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have a church full of singers well into the wee hours of the morning directly across my street and streets lined with screaming drunks on the weekends.
I live in Brazil. It's taken a while to get used to living here.
Posted by: gina | October 05, 2007 at 03:42 AM
This kind of reminds me how I feel about the national rock paper scissors championship that happens each year - what are people doing with their free time?!
Posted by: Chris | October 05, 2007 at 11:50 AM