We have a pretty super insurance plan: no charge to see a doctor, dual coverage, $5 prescriptions, free mental health, and thorough dental and orthodontic coverage.
But, who really cares about a super insurance plan? I don't ever even think about my insurance plan other than the times I go to have my teeth cleaned or pick up some allergy medication.
EXCEPT.
Except, I just found out that we get chiropractic care and for $10/visit we can see the chiropractor and get cracked up, which again? Who cares?
EXCEPT.
Except, our chiropractor also offers massages and for $12 we can get a 30 minute massage! A 30 minute massage for only 12 bucks! And we can go, like, weekly or more! Many exclamation points required! Massages! $12!
You know, my neck has been really stiff lately....
Hell yeah lady, you go take advantage of that. Damn I thought that WE had a good one. The massage alone pretty much puts you like in the 100th percentile of the greatest insurance plans EVER!!!
Posted by: Bethany | June 15, 2006 at 08:49 PM
Really?! Hey where's my insurance plan paperwork? Now I need to find out what we get!
Posted by: Kuky | June 16, 2006 at 12:38 AM
$12 massages. Damn. Take advantage of that! Oh, and hook me up okay?
Posted by: Chris | June 16, 2006 at 05:04 AM
Want to adopt me?
Posted by: Maribeth | June 16, 2006 at 05:29 AM
massage fro 12? marry me!!!
Posted by: jeorg | June 16, 2006 at 05:51 AM
Thank goodness my mom is a teacher and I am covered until I am like 25, I think the summer is starting to stress me out. Do you know of any places that give facials for like $10 because of the insurance?
Posted by: Benji | June 16, 2006 at 07:33 AM
consider yourself VERRRY lucky!
Posted by: kristen | June 16, 2006 at 09:17 AM
Wow. I bet you no one in that plan ever uses the free mental health because everyone is always so blissed out from those cheap massages.
Posted by: Neil | June 16, 2006 at 06:22 PM
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Posted by: Chewable Vitamins | June 28, 2009 at 02:15 PM
This comment is about three years late, but I just saw it from your link today. :) I had to post because when I was on my mom's insurance I could totally get the chiro massages for nothing. Aaahhhhhh. I miss those days of being in college and a dependent of my parents'.
Posted by: Rae | July 08, 2009 at 01:47 PM