Guest Post by Brian
Recently I have been taught that edgy blogs are the ones that sell. After reflecting on my last one, and trying to think of a new one, I noticed that I am like a basketball; Rough, round, full of pimples, non-edgy, and always getting played with. Not to mention that all of my previous ideas didn’t get me started on the right pathway to a sharp blog. I’ve noticed that there are few that actually know how to talk gangster, even less know the rules of which.
Take “Boo” for example. Which can be lamemansly translated to homie or loved one….kinda like mijo in espanol.
A sentence in which this can be used is “you straight trippin boo.”
Here is a minor dictionary of the newly founded religion, “Barquanism”
1) Think of a word
2) Slurr the words a little
3) Add izzle to the end
4) Place a mild accent over a random letter
5) Flex da voice (it makes you seem like you know what your talking about)