Will: What's the date of that wedding we are going to?
Me: October 9. It should be on our joint calendar. It's gonna be fabulous!
Will (as he types this into Google Calendar): Wedding today, buy new suit.
Me: Um. Don't you think you should put 'buy suit' a few weeks in advance so you can find something you really like?
Will: No, I got this. I know how to run my life.
Me: Okay, sweet.