Unpalatable
Things that I did not purchase at Ikea yesterday:
Good For You. So, it must taste awful. They shouldn't put it right on the label like that.
Creamed smoked roe. Fish product in a tube! Squeeze some of this mayonnaise textured fish on a cracker for a perfect party starter.
Jelly rats! RATS! In case worms weren't enough.
If you can't read the label, that there would be some caviar from lumpfish. What, you ask, is a lumpfish? Here you go. Yum.
Salty licorice. Sugar, licorice root extract, and large doses of ammonium chloride.
Things I did buy: two cutting boards, meatballs, frozen yogurt. But those aren't nearly as fun.
The cereal is actually really good, if you like muesli. And that totally looks like Christie Brinkley on the package.
Posted by:Alison | May 19, 2008 at 03:13 PM
I should add that it looks like Christie Brinkley, but not from the angle at which you took the photo. :)
Posted by:Alison | May 19, 2008 at 03:14 PM
LUMPFISH... sick! You know, that creamed, smoked roe could be mistaken for toothpaste if you didn't speak English. EW!
Posted by:Morgan | May 19, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Blech. Do Scandinavian people actually eat this stuff?
I'll stick to jelly fish, thanks.
Posted by:JP | May 19, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Jelly rats?! Um....ew?
Posted by:Jenn | May 19, 2008 at 05:52 PM
When did Ikea start stocking food? Have they always and I just missed it? I totally need to go peruse the store.
Posted by:Nicole | May 20, 2008 at 07:05 AM
Dude, no cinnamon rolls? For SHAME.
Also, not gonna lie, I bought that fish-in-a-tube totally on a dare... and it's actually really good on crispbread.
Posted by:Traci | May 20, 2008 at 12:21 PM