Do y'all get Martha Stewart Living magazine? Do y'all have this issue with the heart on the cover?
If so, I'd like you to go get your issue and turn to page 129. I'll wait.
Okay, you there?
See that there picture of those two mugs of cocoa with the title "Warmth?" Looks cozy, yes?
Now explain to me this: what does that title page (it is a title page, right?) have to do with the article following on supermarket flowers in unusual arrangements, which do not look warm at all?
This is keeping me awake at night. I need answers.