Will sent me the following article from Yahoo News:
A federal judge was driven to rhyme after receiving a hard-boiled egg in the mail from a prison inmate protesting his diet. U.S. District Court Judge James Muirhead reached for Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham" for inspiration after getting the egg from inmate Charles Jay Wolff.
I do not like eggs in the file,
I do not like them in any style.
I will not take them fried or boiled.
I will not take them poached or broiled.
I will not take them soft or scramble,
Despite an argument well-rambled.
He then ordered the egg destroyed:
No fan I am
Of the egg at hand.
Destroy that egg! Today! Today!
Today I say! Without delay!
At the end of the email, Will concluded that the judge "could be you someday." I guess I'll take that as a compliment?