In 3½ days, Kathryn Bertine ate this much food:
2 large Domino's pizzas (Hawaiian)
4 Belgian waffles with syrup
3 bowls of oatmeal
1 Sara Lee banana nut muffin
4 Trader Joe's Thai peanut noodle bowls
2 La Salsa burritos
2 giant squares of lasagna
1 bowl of the pasta that looks like little seashells and is quite difficult to stab with a fork
½ jar of chunky peanut butter
27 peanut butter-filled pretzel nubbins
1 Caesar salad with Brutus-sized croutons
1 giant slice of garlic bread slathered with butter
1 buffalo burger
1 plate of fries cooked in duck fat
4 Clif bars (two maple nut, two blueberry crisp)
15 Carb-BOOM energy gels (chocolate cherry, caffeinated)
8 packets of Sport Beans (seven fruit punch, one orange)
8 salt tablets
12 bottles of Cytomax sports drink (apple berry)
4 gallons of water
Wanna see what she looks like?
If you don't hate her already, know this: she actually lost three pounds after eating all that crap. Granted, she climbed 15,000 feet on a bike as part of her training to be an olympian, but, um, wow, kinda making us all look bad here, Kathryn.
Maybe I am inspired to go run the mile. What do you think you get to eat for that? ½ an Oreo cookie?