I love a good pun, especially when attached to a cute, punny gift. You know, like a coffee mug with a message that says "I like you a latte!" or a delicious apple with "You are the apple of my eye!" attached on a cute little tag.
My students are all trying to find great Valentine gifts for their sweethearts and, although my initial reaction is to tell them not to bother (you would not believe the vast amount of tears related to high school relationship drama, not worth it in most cases), I am trying to help them out.
I couldn't find a good list of Valentine puns on the ol' www, so I created my own list with the help of some bright girls and one very creative boy. There are six pages of puns and we're not done. I figured I should post the list-in-progress in case any of y'all are trying to think of something clever for your honey (bee mine) this weekend.