So Punny
I love a good pun, especially when attached to a cute, punny gift. You know, like a coffee mug with a message that says "I like you a latte!" or a delicious apple with "You are the apple of my eye!" attached on a cute little tag.
My students are all trying to find great Valentine gifts for their sweethearts and, although my initial reaction is to tell them not to bother (you would not believe the vast amount of tears related to high school relationship drama, not worth it in most cases), I am trying to help them out.
I couldn't find a good list of Valentine puns on the ol' www, so I created my own list with the help of some bright girls and one very creative boy. There are six pages of puns and we're not done. I figured I should post the list-in-progress in case any of y'all are trying to think of something clever for your honey (bee mine) this weekend.
Download Zee Slice of Pink Definitive (in progress) Valentine Pun List
You crack me up! I bet you'd get some internet hits on this list if you make it searchable, rather than being in PDF form. If you weren't able to find a good Valentine's Puns list, that means other people might be looking, too!
(I'll keep this list in mind if I'm ever in need of it...but alas, I don't think I'll be needing it this year.) :)
Posted by: Zandria | February 10, 2007 at 05:36 AM
Yay for puns! I louvre the art one! If you have a second, click over to my neck of the woods and see pictures of a 21-Pun Salute my mom sent me for my 21st birthday. Unfortunately, the husband is anti-pun (sob), so any punny cards and the like are strictly for my amusement. Which I can accept.
Posted by: RA | February 10, 2007 at 07:52 AM
This is becoming just like Martha Stewart for me - I can come here for beautiful cakes, life lessons... and Valentine puns! Now... off to find 18 Barrels of Monkeys for JLo's clas... THAT was her favorite.
Posted by: Rachael | February 11, 2007 at 04:37 AM
Puns! YES! please. Thanks. : )
Posted by: kerrianne | February 11, 2007 at 10:40 PM
ha. Those are funny. The pirate and the toilet paper are my favorites. Which one are you going to use for your husband?
Posted by: Sijbrich | February 12, 2007 at 03:57 AM
Great list. I like the orange one the best. Orange you glad to know that? *tee-hee*
Posted by: ally bean | February 12, 2007 at 10:06 AM
You are sooo funny.
Malia
Posted by: Malia | February 18, 2007 at 09:02 AM
I love, love, love that list. My boyfriend uses puns all the time and I am making a book for him with puns for Valentines. Here are some others I have for my books. Use a type writer and say you're just my type. A sheep-wool you be mine? and the last one I have is an owl- for owl be your valentine! Thanks for the great list!
Posted by: Kelly Friend | January 04, 2008 at 03:49 AM
How about:
Pig Oink Oink! You're my snorta guy!
Posted by: wetoucansshare | February 07, 2008 at 01:48 AM