Unscrupulous

I found an Apple computer station in the bookstore of this here place I am conferencing at, The University of San Diego, a Roman Catholic institution brimming with young students who are developing strong moral convictions.

I first checked my comments from the previous two posts, the comments which discuss alcohol and antibiotics and the effects of combining the two: YEAST INFECTION. Luckily, I am not taking any drugs that, with alcohol, will result in a yeast infection, thank goodness, and I am also done with the painkillers because oral surgery? Not so bad. Not worth swallowing a pill for.

So, next I visited a few blogs, although I did so with the fear of what might load on the page while a spiritually enlightened student of faith was looking over my shoulder. I was not let down. Amalah flipped us all off and Kathryn used the words Fuck and Asshole in her most recent post. Dooce was pretty inoffensive today, so I was able to enjoy the whole post without much minimizing.

Then I pretended to be shopping for an iPod Nano while the tech guy was restocking the shelf behind me.

And now I am typing this post as quickly as possible before I get kicked out for the vulgarity, the crude reference to vaginal infection, and the racy suggestion of alcohol, which whatever, Catholics drink wine.  Amen.

Comments

[Benji]

I wouldn't worry too much, you were in the other holy section of campus, the Apple section. You will be protected by the gods of "ease of use" "aesthetics" and "reliability".

[rachel]

Please! At the Catholic school I taught at, everyone drank like fish! Every school carnival they would start handing us beers at 11AM.

[Wende]

Oh please, I'm in Seminary (and went to a private religious school for my BA) and nobody parties like the religious. Or swears. Or makes inappropriate sexual references. It's a myth that we are all prudish and the like... in fact, most of us are completely warped(and in need of therapy--but that's beside the point.) I'm pretty sure we are the walking definith of debauchery.

[Greg]

I beg to differ Wende. I have met (and personally know some) people who are both very religeous and really cool. They don't swear or make sexual references, and are very admirable.