Although I didn't watch the Emmy's, I saw Jeremy Piven's hilarious attack on Access Hollywood reporter Billy Bush. Bush--cousin to George Dubya--started a line of questioning regarding Piven's interaction with celebrity babies. Piven responed that he doesn't "go hunting for celebrity babies...I have 116 other things to do, thank you, Billy."
But Billy kept asking about the babies. And Piven, how I love that man, responded with four sentences that I would like to memorize and use on a daily basis.
"You need another job. You have potential as a human being. This may not be right for you. Seriously--can you focus on other things?"