When you have your wisdom teeth out, you will be prescribed a variety of pills: penicillin to fight infection, ibuprofen for the pain, and hydrocodone bitartrate (Vicodin) if the ibuprofen is not strong enough. This results in the taking of 10 pills per day for several days following the procedure. You can complete this task one of two ways:
1. You can swallow the pills like a normal human being.
2. You can go through a complex process to take each pill because you are a big baby and cannot swallow anything larger than an Advil. On a good day.
I go with option 2.
Open pill bottle (1) and remove pill. Using pill cutter (2), cut the pill into small fragments and place small fragments into garlic press (3). Crush pills with garlic press into small dish (4). The pill should now be a fine powder. If not, reinsert large pill shards into press and re-crush. Two spoons (5) are required for the following portion of the task. Spoon a small amount of pudding (6) with larger spoon. Create a small mashed-potato-style well into the pudding. Use the smaller spoon to sprinkle powdered drug into well on spoonful of pudding. Add more pudding on top of the powdered drug, thus sandwiching drug between two layers of pudding snack. Swallow. Repeat until all drug is consumed. Clean up mess--this will cause a mess--with a paper towel (7).