Kathryn and I bought one of those giant dill pickles at Hurricane Harbor Wednesday.
According to the label, the pickle had 0 calories and 0 fat. If this is indeed true, and if it is true that you expend calories chewing and digesting, then eating the pickle should actually result in negative calories.
In other words, eating pickles equals weight loss. I have conquered the diet industry.
Three cheers for the inimitable pickle.