I just discovered a teeny-tiny bug in the basket of raspberries I brought home from Trader Joe’s. I am glad I discovered it because, although itty-bitty, it was a pretty icky looking little bug and, although I am glad I discovered it, I can’t help but wonder how many of those disgusting suckers I’ve already eaten seeing as I buy raspberries from Trader Joe’s on a weekly basis.
I’d go throw up but, quite frankly, I am too tired.
This is why I just shouldn’t eat fruit. Little bugs don’t get into wrapped Twinkie packages, now do they? DO THEY?
(Although, yes, if you leave an open Twinkie on the counter ants will be all over that mess before you can say Twinkie Sushi.)