I think the people at Martha Stewart Living have run out of ideas. These are actual articles and recipes in my July issue of Martha Stewart Living, which arrived in my mailbox five days after it arrived on magazine racks. What is the point of subscribing if you don’t get the shit before everyone else?
FRIED YUCA WITH LEMON
Finally, something to do with that pesky 5 pound of yuca.
COLLECTING: CORN HOLDERS
A collection for the corniest of collectors.
EARTHY AND APPEALING ADOBE
Okay, you start with some organic mud...
PAPAYA AND GRAPEFRUIT WITH YOGURT AND LEMON BALM
Is it a food or a spa treatment?
TOMATO, PEACH, AND HYSSOP SOUP
Great! Fresh hyssops are on sale this week at Vons!
And, finally, an answer to this reader’s question:
LAST SUMMER MY LAWN LOOKED TIRED AND BROWN. WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT ITS APPEARANCE THIS YEAR?
Uh, water it, birdbrain. Maybe a little fertilizer.
I think I'll go ahead and start answering Martha's questions. If you have a dilemma about your lawn or anything else, shoot me an email. This is easy!
Thank you, come again.